The Serpentimes

By: Jem Reed Based on the original Holly Joly Christmas, Christmas song. Have a wonderful Slytherin Christmas ‘Cause Voldemort’s back this year. We don’t know why Crabbe’s so slow But have a cup of cheer. Have a wonderful Slytherin Christmas And when you walk down the street Hit the muggles with a curse And hang [...]

By: Jem Reed Original “Monster Mash” by: Bobby “Boris” Pickett Everyone knows the Monster Mash but do you know the Hogwarts Mash? The Hogwarts Mash I was working on a potion late one night When my eyes beheld a peculiar sight For the professors in the halls began to dance And suddenly as if in [...]

By: Jem Reed Original “This is Halloween” by: Danny Elfman. Prof. Alshlee Sully: Boys and girls of every age Wouldn’t you like to see something strange? Sirithre Leylnn: Come with us and you will see This our House of Slythereen. Slytherins: This is Slythereen, this is Slythereen Muggles scream in the dead of night. Alaia [...]

By: Jem Reed Now that the new term has arrived and all the first years have been sorted, we here at The Serpentimes, as well as the entire house staff, would like to welcome all of the new students to a fun and exciting year here at HOL. Even more so, we would like to give [...]

By Jem Reed 10) When visiting the Ravenclaw Roost it is important to note that eating too many muffins will result in a stomach ache. 9) No matter what Team Starkid says, Hufflepuffs are not particularly good finders. If you lose any belongings it may be best to search for them yourselves. 8) It is [...]